A Serious Contract with our Associate Tech Director

Posted on February 25th, 2010 in Church Life, Funnies by Fred McKinnon

Our Associate Tech Director, Chris Moncus … he’s the guy who makes our bulletin, e-bulletin, and prints master CDs for me to make the podcast, etc.  More times than not, I go back to him the week after asking for him to send me all of that stuff.  Then, he usually forwards it to me from the “Sent Mail” folder where he ALREADY DID THAT.

So, today I sent him this contract.

I do hereby confirm receipt of:
* Feb 28 bulletin
* Feb 28 master CD

If I should email you asking for these again next week, you hereby have the irrevocable right thereto by which you may call me a slacking idiot with no further retribution, cause, or consequence from said parties hereto.

Signed:
Fred McKinnon


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  • http://www.worshipcity.wordpress.com Conner Byrd

    This might be the funniest thing I’ve read here!
    Maybe it’s b/c I got to hang with ya’ll in Rhode Island and can totally see this p laying out? But it’s hilarious!

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